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This was written by Ari Herstand and originally appeared on Ari's Take.
Oh, how the times have changed since the Myspace and PureVolume scams of “mail me a check and I’ll get you on the radio.”
Now the scammers are getting quite clever.
“Just a simple birthday song with his name lol.”
And if the songwriter responds with “Venmo or PayPal only” the scammer will explain that they use a business account which doesn’t work with “3rd party apps” Um, PAYPAL AND VENMO WORK WITH BUSINESS ACCOUNTS – Duh!
“So there’s a little problem now. My assistant requested $3,000 instead of $300 from our manager and now he processed a check for that amount . (sic) It says we won’t be able to request another check from the account for another month! I’m trying to see what I can do. I’ll get back to you as soon as I figure it out.”
“I just spoke with my manager now, So apparently it turns out there’s nothing we can do about it. We’ve discussed about it and have come to a resolve”
English is clearly not their first language. No offense to non-native English speakers, but this doesn’t sound like a “Chris Jones” or “Ashley Jones.” It sounds more like Vladamir ImmaHackYourElection Nostrovia to me.
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“I could send you the check for $3000 so I’ll just pay you in full now. You deposit it with your app and then you can send the balance to my manager through cashapp so he can put the money back in the account”
Wait what happened to not being able to use 3rd party apps?!
“I know you won’t screw me over because people’s music says a lot about them haha.”
THE AUDACITY?!
Ok, a lot to unpack here. Besides the fact that these fuckwads should be dragged into the next Bluebird songwriter round and publicly shamed via adjectives and rhymes, they have the gall to go after songwriters – who get shit on the most from the industry and somehow, still, in 2021, make around 1/5 of what artists (labels) do from streaming royalties.
Well, fortunately (or unfortunately) most songwriters don’t have that amount of disposable cash on hand to willy nilly send $2,700 to some rando “Jones” and their son “Solly” (??!) and dog “Maxxy” (Pad?) on Instagram.
On one hand, scammers clearly know how to pull at artists’ emotions, but on the other hand, has anyone told them that artists notoriously AIN’T RICH mothafucka.
But this has been going on for at least a couple months to my count and it must be working on SOME otherwise they would have changed tactics by now.
Maybe next time go after hedge fund managers with this type of scam. I’m sure they have a few Bitcoin lying around they could invest via Robinhood for you. (“I accidentally sent 2 Bitcoin instead of .02! Oh you don’t see it – Robinhood has halted my transaction because, GameStop.”) That’s more convincing. At least they’d be redistributing a bit of wealth here – via Robinhood no less! Ayyyyy.
These types of people infuriate me. Preying on artists like this is reserved for the lowest of scum.
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So, to all the artists out there, keep your guards up. Your next paycheck ain’t coming from “Chris Jones” or “Ashley Jones” (or “Charlie Cooper”) via an Instagram DM for their dog Maxxy Pad.
If you want a more legitimate marketplace that keeps everything kosher, check out SoundBetter or Fiverr to get some quick writing or performance gigs.
Have you experienced a scam like this? Let me know in the comments and let’s protect our fellow artists!
Ari Herstand is the author of the best-selling How To Make It in the New Music Business, the founder and CEO of the music business education company Ari's Take, host of the New Music Business podcast and a Los Angeles based musician. Follow him on Instagram: @ariherstand
